Chipmunk

A teacher asks a student to write a 5000-word essay. The student hands in a piece of paper with 5 pictures instead.

Teacher (bewildered look) : Eh, I asked you to write a 5000-word essay, right? Why did you give me 5 pictures huh?

Student: Aiyah, a picture paints a thousand words mah!
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Stunned for a moment.

Impressed I must say, to think he knows that phrase, considering that he spews vulgarities every now and then.

If only he can put his wit to better use.